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====== The Lanche ====== | ====== The Lanche ====== | ||
- | “For more than 60 years, The ‘Lanche was more than a staple to the Marquette community – it was home; the final bar stop; the place where students met the locals and all drank cheap “blues.” When it closed on April 24, 1997, news reports said The Avalanche closed because of problems with rowdy patrons and vandalism, but we know that MU wanted the space for university use. And even though many a professor (and countless former students) will admit to doing a naked beer slide or two in his or her days, The ‘Lanche was just one of those old-school, beer drinking, dingy bars that didn’t fit on the newly spiffed up campus. As the saying goes: “Get your degree at Marquette, but get your education at The ‘Lanche.” – OnMilwaukee.com | + | {{bars: |
===== Naked Beer Slide ===== | ===== Naked Beer Slide ===== | ||
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The Naked Beer Slide was mostly performed by men, however, one early morning in June, 1991, a female participated in the ritual. | The Naked Beer Slide was mostly performed by men, however, one early morning in June, 1991, a female participated in the ritual. | ||
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===== Red, White & Blue ===== | ===== Red, White & Blue ===== | ||
- | {{bars:images.jpg }}The Lanche and Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can were synonymous with each other throughout the bar's existence. | + | {{bars:redwhiteblue_copy.jpg? |
- | | + | In 1984 we (4th floor of Schroeder Hall guys) were offered the first import night on campus. |
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===== The Sign ===== | ===== The Sign ===== | ||
- | While owners came and went, the red, lightbulb studded sign always remained the same. When The Lanche' | + | While owners came and went, the red, lightbulb studded sign always remained the same. When The Lanche' |
===== Images ===== | ===== Images ===== | ||
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- | {{bars:avalanche-ruder.jpg }}{{ bars:lanche1.jpg}}{{ bars:images.jpg}} | + | {{:bars:avalancheinterior.jpg|}} |
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+ | ===== Ode to the Avalanche ===== | ||
+ | Lines written in Washington DC a few months after graduation. | ||
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+ | In DC I stand | ||
+ | Too many a mile | ||
+ | From where beer is served cold | ||
+ | With a slide and a smile. | ||
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+ | Instead of loud music | ||
+ | And students without books, | ||
+ | I'm surrounded by lawyers | ||
+ | and political crooks. | ||
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+ | I pay too much money, | ||
+ | And I can't understand, | ||
+ | People here don't socialize | ||
+ | With a beer in each hand. | ||
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+ | Drinks here are imported, | ||
+ | They are premium brews, | ||
+ | But they don't quench my thirst | ||
+ | Like a dozen cold Blues. | ||
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+ | Rick isn't here | ||
+ | Dressed in tube socks and shorts. | ||
+ | Mitch can't be heard | ||
+ | Lending wise-ass retorts. | ||
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+ | I can't find a Dan | ||
+ | Solemnly guarding bar doors, | ||
+ | Kicking punks to the street | ||
+ | Claiming "This ID ain't yours." | ||
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+ | Where are the foul smells, | ||
+ | Sticky floors, plastic cups? | ||
+ | The bouncers out here | ||
+ | Kick me out if I throw up! | ||
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+ | I long to return | ||
+ | To that greatest of spots | ||
+ | And quaff dirt-cheap beer | ||
+ | And drink hideous shots. | ||
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+ | How long will it be? | ||
+ | What suffers is my condition. | ||
+ | I can imagine myself | ||
+ | In only one quaint position. | ||
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+ | With my elbow on the bar top, | ||
+ | A Blue in my hand, | ||
+ | Watching people stream into | ||
+ | A bar already jammed. | ||
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+ | I'm chugging cold beers | ||
+ | With my friends, and we all | ||
+ | Will continue to drink | ||
+ | Until Rick gives last call. | ||
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+ | Then we'll hit after-bars, | ||
+ | Or walk home for the night, | ||
+ | Or go to Real Chili | ||
+ | And start a food-fight. | ||
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+ | But our thoughts will be tuned | ||
+ | To the next time we make haste | ||
+ | To the tavern whose misfits | ||
+ | Don't feel out-of-place. | ||
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+ | I need a night now, | ||
+ | I've too much getting and spending. | ||
+ | A tap has my name; | ||
+ | My sanity' | ||
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+ | This drought must surcease, | ||
+ | Throw miles to the winds, | ||
+ | I can see that red arrow | ||
+ | As it slowly descends | ||
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+ | Taking me to the door | ||
+ | Behind which lies the lair | ||
+ | With the solitary table | ||
+ | And nary a chair. | ||
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+ | My dissonance will end | ||
+ | As I enter the place, | ||
+ | But my liver will purr | ||
+ | At a furious pace. | ||
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+ | The night won't cost much; | ||
+ | This bar's not out for wealth, | ||
+ | But when you enter you | ||
+ | Can't be much concerned about health | ||
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+ | Since the bathrooms aren't clean, | ||
+ | And the air has the smack | ||
+ | Of a billowing dark cloud | ||
+ | From an industrial smoke-stack. | ||
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+ | I will not give two thoughts | ||
+ | To fashion or attire; | ||
+ | My clothes will repel | ||
+ | All the muck and the mire. | ||
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+ | Euphoria will be found, | ||
+ | No face will be dour. | ||
+ | With just a couple of bucks | ||
+ | I'll wile away untold hours | ||
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+ | With good cheer and fine drink. | ||
+ | Contentment is not far | ||
+ | From a stool near the tap | ||
+ | At the Avalanche Bar. | ||
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+ | ===== The Closing ===== | ||
+ | Articles from Marquette Tribune | ||
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+ | __All tapped out: ' | ||
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+ | Thursday, April 24, was the last day of operation for the Avalanche Bar, according to Bob Nenno, senior media relations specialist for Office of Communication. | ||
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+ | **__MU response to `Lanche inquiry leaves senator `flabbergasted' | ||
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+ | After a second inquiry filed by MUSG senators in November, university administration decided to inform senators Jan. 16 that it will continue "to investigate alternatives" | ||
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+ | Its response came nearly two months after senators sent a second letter of inquiry - Recomen-dation 8 - as to why the bar was shut down in April 1997. The first inquiry was sent to the administration shortly after the bar's closure. | ||
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+ | The response, written by Ken Smits, vice president of Finance and Administrative Services, said that "the property in question requires extensive rehabilitation to extend its useful life." | ||
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+ | **Handled poorly** \\ | ||
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+ | Terry Davey, a junior off-campus senator, said the response was an " | ||
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+ | In addition, he said he was told that the university administration was seeking " | ||
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+ | ** Better reply expected** \\ | ||
+ | In light of that information, | ||
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+ | Davey said the administration' | ||
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+ | He added that even though the inquiry didn't ask for specifics, he expected better from the administration. | ||
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+ | Smits declined to comment to the Tribune on the situation at this time. |